just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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