So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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