No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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