I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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