Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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