you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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