Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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