Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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