ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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