Sry I called you an 8
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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