well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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