My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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