Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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