They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize