I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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