Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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