Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish I only lived at night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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