Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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