I wish I could teleport
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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