At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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