Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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