found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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