So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
