The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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