Quick, to the slutcave!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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