Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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