Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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