She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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go home
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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