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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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