no. you can't hotbox the world.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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