yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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