i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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