if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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