dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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