At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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