Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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