i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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