last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My vagina just recognized that song.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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