wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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