Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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