Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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