All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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