His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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