i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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