I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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