Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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