Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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