? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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