youre lurking in front of me
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
