i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So drunk its hurt
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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