So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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