kristin has been a bad kristin
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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