Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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