Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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