someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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