Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Let's get the cat blown out
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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