just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Houston, we have a squirter
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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