have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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